Amidst some hilarious jokes from big time bloggers on twitter about the stature of certain second basemen, YOUR Houston Astros are the 2017 World Series Champions.

And with that, the rich get richer.

When will it end for guys like Justin Verlander?

Was it not enough to have a ridiculously successful, smoking-hot fiancé?

Or all the awards this guy’s won?

  • ’06 AL Rookie of the Year
  • ’11 AL Cy Young
  • ’11 AL MVP
  • ’11 MLB Player of the Year
  • 2017 ALCS MVP

And that’s just to name a few!

Seriously, to hell with this guy. He’s somehow found a way at 34 to absolutely DOMINATE everyone he faces and was virtually unhittable/unbeatable after coming to Houston with a regular season ERA of 1.06 and a 5-0 record.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Not to mention the cheese this a-hole was throwing during the postseason. 4-1 and absolutely made the Yankees look like a little league team.

Justin Verlander is like a fine beer, you shouldn’t drink it after its expiration date, but when you do, it surprises you and leads the Astros to their first World Series in franchise history.

-Snake

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